​搞笑谚语大全96句

搞笑谚语大全96句

一、人怕伤心，树怕剥皮。

二、人怕没脸，树怕没皮。

三、人怕话多，活怕人做。

四、人敬有的，狗咬丑的。

五、人老眼昏，鹰老爪钝。

六、人怕信心齐，虎怕成群。

七、亲不过父母，近不过夫妻。

八、人不在大小，马不在高低。

九、人勤病就懒，人懒病就勤。

十、人多智谋广，柴多火焰高。

十一、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。

十二、内行看门道，外行看人行道。

十三、人不缺地的工，地不缺人的粮。

十四、一个鸡蛋吃不饱，一身臭名背到老。

十五、一天省下一两粮，十年要用仓来装。

十六、一家之计在于和，一生之计在于勤。

十七、一年盼望一年好，汗衫补得象夹袄。

十八、一时强弱在于力，万古胜负在于理。

十九、不怕吃饭拣大碗，就怕干活爱偷懒。

二十、人心不足蛇呑象，贪心不足吃月亮。

二十一、人恶人怕天不怕，人善人欺天不欺。

二十二、人有恒心万事成，人无恒心万事崩。

二十三、入门休问荣枯事，观看容颜便得知。

二十四、公鸡打架头对头，夫妻吵嘴不记仇。

二十五、只有上不去的天，没有过不去的山。

二十六、命里有时终需有，命里无时莫强求。

二十七、家人说话耳旁风，外人说话金字经。

二十八、弟兄不和邻里欺，将相不和邻国欺。

二十九、有了千钱想万钱，当了皇帝想成仙。

三十、有钱杀人不偿命，沒钱淘气也坐牢。

三十一、桃三杏四梨五年，葡萄两年就换钱。

三十二、灰里芝麻泥里豆，菜籽田里摸泥鳅。

三十三、狗记路，猫记家，小孩只记**妈。

三十四、狮舞三堂沒人看，讲话三遍沒人听。

三十五、百世修来同船渡，千世修来共枕眠。

三十六、禾苗不认爹和娘，耕作到家多打粮。

三十七、种菜老婆吃菜脚，做鞋老婆打赤脚。

三十八、要吃辣子栽辣秧，要吃鲤鱼走长江。

三十九、走路不怕上高山，撑船不怕过险滩。

四十、长木匠，短铁匠，不长不短是裁缝。

四十一、香花不一定好看，会说不一定能干。

四十二、龙游浅水遭虾戏，虎落平阳被犬欺。

四十三、不要看公羊叫得厉害，要看他过河的本领。

四十四、光说不干，事事落空；又说又干，马到成功。

四十五、糊涂虫不知聪明的可贵，健康不知患病的痛苦。

四十六、有爱情的生活是幸福的，为爱情而生活是愚蠢的。

四十七、忠实的人，对人处处关心；虚伪的人，对人当面奉承。

四十八、说空话的人有一个甜蜜的舌头，实干的人有一双勤劳的手。

四十九、People respect, dogs bite ugly.

五十、People fear confidence, tigers fear crowds.

五十一、Long carpenters, short blacksmiths, tailors.

五十二、Man can't look, sea water can't be measured.

五十三、Old people are dizzy, eagles have blunt claws.

五十四、Parents are not close to parents, but couples.

五十五、People are not big, horses are not high or low.

五十六、Life with love is happy, life for love is foolish.

五十七、Sesame mud in ash, beans in rapeseed field, loach.

五十八、Looking forward to a good year, sweaters are like jackets.

五十九、The wicked are afraid of heaven, but the good deceive heaven.

六十、An egg is not enough to eat, and it's notorious all the time.

六十一、Not afraid to eat and pick big bowls, but afraid to work lazy.

六十二、People are afraid of sadness, and trees are afraid of peeling.

六十三、Money kills people for life, and money mischief goes to prison.

六十四、No man lacks land for his work and no man's food for his land.

六十五、People are lazy when they are sick and lazy when they are sick.

六十六、The expert watches the doorway, the layman watches the sidewalk.

六十七、Many people are wise and wise, but many firewood have a high flame.

六十八、People are afraid to talk much, but they are afraid to do anything.

六十九、Cocks fight head-to-head, husbands and wives quarrel without revenge.

七十、People are afraid of losing face and trees are afraid of losing bark.

七十一、When you get to the door, you will find out when you look at your face.

七十二、Save one or two grains a day and store them in warehouses for ten years.

七十三、Bai Shixiu came to the same boat, and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.

七十四、A family's plan lies in harmony and a lifetime's plan lies in diligence.

七十五、Thoughts of thousands of money, when the emperor wants to become immortal.

七十六、Don't look at the ram barking badly, but at his ability to cross the river.

七十七、The vegetable-growing wife eats food feet and the shoe-making wife barefoot.

七十八、Fragrant flowers are not necessarily good-looking, they may not be competent.

七十九、Family members speak indifferently, while outsiders speak in golden scriptures.

八十、If a brother does not deceive his neighbour, he will not deceive his neighbour.

八十一、No one watched the three lion dances and no one listened to the three speeches.

八十二、For a moment strength lies in strength, and for all time success lies in reason.

八十三、The empty talker has a sweet tongue, and the doer has a pair of industrious hands.

八十四、There are no mountains that can't be crossed except those that can't be crossed.

八十五、Peaches, apricots and pears are five years old, and grapes change money in two years.

八十六、Dogs keep track, cats keep track of homes, and children only remember to eat wet nurses.

八十七、All things come true with perseverance, but all things come to an end without perseverance.

八十八、Muddleworms do not know the value of intelligence, health does not know the pain of illness.

八十九、The seedlings do not recognize their father and mother. They farm at home and get more grain.

九十、To eat spicy seeds to grow spicy rice seedlings, to eat carp to walk along the Yangtze River.

九十一、Faithful people care about people everywhere; hypocritical people flatter people face to face.

九十二、Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.

九十三、People's hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.

九十四、If you say nothing, everything falls short; if you say something and do it again, you will succeed.

九十五、Walking is not afraid of climbing mountains, and boating is not afraid of crossing dangerous beaches.

九十六、You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kvetch for it if it doesn't appear in your life.