​搞笑谚语大全英语

搞笑谚语大全英语

1、狐狸总要露尾巴，毒蛇总要吐舌头。

A fox always shows its tail and a snake always spits its tongue.

2、龙游浅水遭虾戏，虎落平阳被犬欺。

Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.

3、人爱富的，狗咬穷的。

People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.

4、人勤病就懒，人懒病就勤。

People are lazy when they are sick and lazy when they are sick.

5、人怕伤心，树怕剥皮。

People are afraid of sadness, and trees are afraid of peeling.

6、枯木逢春犹再发，人无两度再少年。

Dead trees return in spring, and no one is ever young again.

7、留得五湖明月在，不怕没处下金钩。

Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.

8、人前若爱争长短，人后必然说是非。

If a man loves to contend for his merits, he will say yes or no later.

9、只有上不去的天，没有过不去的山。

There are no mountains that can't be crossed except those that can't be crossed.

10、人敬有的，狗咬丑的。

People respect, dogs bite ugly.

11、四川太阳云南风，贵州落雨如过冬。

Sichuan sun Yunnan wind, Guizhou rain like winter.

12、男人好吃要背帐，女人好吃要上当。

Men have to cheat when they are tasty, while women cheat when they are tasty.

13、全是生姜不辣，全是花椒不麻。

All raw ginger is not spicy, all pepper is not numb.

14、桃花要趁东风开，幸福要靠劳动来。

Peach blossoms blossom in the East wind, and happiness depends on labor.

15、为人不做亏心事，半夜敲门心不惊。

Don't be afraid to knock at the door in the middle of the night.

16、一天省下一两粮，十年要用仓来装。

Save one or two grains a day and store them in warehouses for ten years.

17、灰里芝麻泥里豆，菜籽田里摸泥鳅。

Sesame mud in ash, beans in rapeseed field, loach.

18、泥人经不起雨淋，假话经不起对证。

The clay man can't stand the rain and the falsehood can't stand the proof.

19、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。

Man can't look, sea water can't be measured.

20、一根筷子容易折，十根筷子硬如铁。

One chopstick folds easily, ten chopsticks are as hard as iron.

21、大狗爬墙，小狗看样。

The big dog climbs the wall, the little dog looks like it.

22、一时强弱在于力，万古胜负在于理。

For a moment strength lies in strength, and for all time success lies in reason.

23、公鸡打架头对头，夫妻吵嘴不记仇。

Cocks fight head-to-head, husbands and wives quarrel without revenge.

24、亲不过父母，近不过夫妻。

Parents are not close to parents, but couples.

25、人有恒心万事成，人无恒心万事崩。

All things come true with perseverance, but all things come to an end without perseverance.

26、人强人欺病，人弱病欺人。

A strong man deceives a sick man, a weak man deceives a sick man.

27、狗记路，猫记家，小孩只记**妈。

Dogs keep track, cats keep track of homes, and children only remember to eat wet nurses.

28、勤是摇钱树，俭是聚宝盆。

Diligence is a cash cow, and thrift is a treasure trough.

29、人老眼昏，鹰老爪钝。

Old people are dizzy, eagles have blunt claws.

30、长木匠，短铁匠，不长不短是裁缝。

Long carpenters, short blacksmiths, tailors.

31、一举首登龙虎榜，十年身到风凰池。

First place on the list of dragons and tigers, ten years to Fenghuangchi.

32、一个巴掌拍不响，一人难唱独板腔。

It is hard for a man to sing a solo tune without clapping his hands.

33、人急投亲，鸟急投林。

People rush to relatives, birds rush to forests.

34、人心不足蛇呑象，贪心不足吃月亮。

People's hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.

35、根深不怕风摇动，树正何愁影子斜。

Deep roots do not fear the wind to shake, the tree is why sad shadow oblique.

36、娘想儿，长江水，儿想娘，哭一场。

Niang wants to cry, Yangtze River, Niang wants to cry.

37、有钱杀人不偿命，沒钱淘气也坐牢。

Money kills people for life, and money mischief goes to prison.

38、人各有心，物各有主。

Every man has his own heart and every thing has its own.

39、禾苗不认爹和娘，耕作到家多打粮。

The seedlings do not recognize their father and mother. They farm at home and get more grain.

40、种菜老婆吃菜脚，做鞋老婆打赤脚。

The vegetable-growing wife eats food feet and the shoe-making wife barefoot.

41、香花不一定好看，会说不一定能干。

Fragrant flowers are not necessarily good-looking, they may not be competent.

42、爱吹牛的人，嘴边冒着青烟。

A boaster has smoke on his lips.

43、撒网要撒迎风网，开船要开顶风船。

To cast a net against the wind, to sail a ship against the wind.

44、内练一口气，外练一口屁。

Practice one breath inside and one ass outside.

45、逢着瞎子不谈光，逢着癞子不谈疮。

Whenever blind people talk about light, whenever sick people don't talk about sores.

46、百世修来同船渡，千世修来共枕眠。

Bai Shixiu came to the same boat, and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.

47、皮里生的皮里热，皮里不生冷似铁。

The skin is hot, but not cold as iron.